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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Florida MEN, Part III

We went down to the waterfront to see the sunrise.
Most sunrises that we see are quiet peaceful events, we don't talk much although we have been known to snore.
Being on the west side of Florida usually means great sunsets over the water but usually limits sunrises to waiting for the sun to peek over your local strip mall. (If you haven't been to Florida in the last five years or so you would be surprised to see that there is a statewide ratio of an entire stripmall for every 32 residents, so when the sun rises in Florida there is a very good chance that you will see it rise over a nearby store).

A sunrise at Cedar Key is very different.
It is an actual island, which is where the "Key" comes from (I will explain the sad story of the "Cedar" part another day). This island is far enough out that you can watch sunrises and sunsets with only a very leisurely ONE block walk between them.
We were on the East end of Dock Street to watch the sunrise and things were not quiet and peaceful. This is a fishing town.
On weekends there are charter boats heading out at 6:30 to catch grouper. This was a Wednesday so all of the clammers were going out instead. There were a few families going on some charters, but there was a continuous stream of pickup trucks with clam boats in tow backing down the two boat ramps. The old timers were wearing rubber aprons and rubber boots and the younger ones were wearing wet suits.
The clam boats are very long, low, and wide with a large outboard motor mounted through a hole that is about six feet from the bow. The bow curves sharply up and has a little steering wheel right at the point. The captain, which is usually the old timer with the rubber apron, stands up in the bow and drives, while the younger guys with the wetsuits operate the overhead winch in the back.

The sun came up at about 7:10 and the boats were all gone by 7:15, each of them heading off in different directions.
I got distracted watching a construction barge setting up shop while Beth walked away to get a coffee.
A second wave of boats started arriving in the parking lot at about 8:10. These were the man/woman couples. Husbands and wives or fathers and daughters repeated the same process although at a more casual pace with a little more complaining involved. Load the boat in the water, do a little chatting bow to bow, and then drive off in different directions. Gone by 8:25.

At 8:30 the boats from the first wave all returned loaded down with big bags of clams. They made arrangements to meet for drinks as they hauled their boats out of the water. At 8:40 they all drove away.
I assume that after a drink or two they were going to unload the bags of clams from the boats, wash them down, sort them, and prepare for tomorrow's trip. I have no idea how long that process takes, but I assume that it would take a good part of the day, factoring in the drinking and all.

Now this is civilized fishing. Lobstermen in Maine are required to check their traps every day no matter how bad the weather is, and it is bad 11 months of the year.

These guys plant the clams in their growing bags when the weather is nice. If the weather is bad they don't need to go out, the clams don't care, they are still eating and although they probably aren't that worried about their future, they aren't being eaten either. They are as happy as clams just waiting out any storm. The clammers keep themselves busy doing other clammer-type things indoors to prepare for better weather, or they drink.
When the weather is wonderful again the clammers plop their boats in the water and do the harvesting. Very civilized. LOTS of clams.

Cedar Key sunrise and barge

(Click on the picture to see more or go straight to the SLIDE SHOW)

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

The Cedar Key News, Halloween edition.

As we travel around I always pick up the little free local newspaper because I like to know more about the local community and because... well, it's free.

Last night I was reading the Cedar Key News. There is a short cover page story about rebuilding the “big dock”. There is the “Sheriff's Corner” with helpful tips about how to back up your car.

The largest article was “From the Desk of – Bubba Castell, Cedar Key Chief of Police”.
It seems that there has been a problem of people in cars not using turn signals and people in
gulf carts not using hand signals. There were three vehicles stopped for speeding through the school zone who were arrested for DUI and suspended licenses. There was a DUI arrest of a 23 year old driving around with five people packed on a gulf cart at 1:30am.

There were also a couple of interesting items that I don't think I have seen before. One was the description of a traffic stop: “Officer Mike detected a strong odor of the impurities of an alcoholic beverage coming from Mr. Clark's breath. Mr. Clark admitted to having had “a couple” of beer.” [sic]

impurities of an alcoholic beverage” is a phrase that I am going to have to start using simply because it sounds so cool as it flows off the tongue.

The final item from Officer Bubba is the reason for this post. This little item made me laugh out loud and continue giggling until I fell asleep:
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REMINDER: TRICK OR TREAT WILL BE HELD ON OCTOBER 30, 2007 THIS YEAR BECAUSE THE 31
st FALLS ON WEDNESDAY, per City Resolution Number 209. The 31st will be the normal date unless it falls on Sunday or Wednesday. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Do you think that the person that wrote that city resolution liked to watch TV on Sunday evenings and had a kid with piano lessons on Wednesdays?

I think that someone should mount a campaign to change the banned days to Monday and Thursday. That would make MUCH more sense.
Small towns... You just can't make this stuff up.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Outside... ....is America.

OK Chemo Sabe, now you are starting to freak me out, man!
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chemo sabe said...
Ok, now that post was on Wednesday...where ARE you guys!!! Not stuck in Spooksville, I hope. I hope you kept a tight hold on Beffrie. That thar is Stepford wives country!! Did you check out the "work" link on that website! If that gal on the far right wasn't an android, than I'm going thru the Stargate tonite!!!
September 24, 2007 9:40 AM
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chemo sabe said...
OK. It's Tuesday. If we don't hear from you tomorrow, we'll send out a search party!!!!
September 25, 2007 8:06 AM
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Anonymous said...
WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
September 26, 2007 9:26 AM
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These comments were added LONG after I have been back...
I think that your browser is stuck on this page.
Try clicking the refresh button several times, or clearing your browser's cache (delete 'temporary internet files').
In the address line at the top of your browser, try re-entering 'bethandwarren.com' and see where it takes you.
I think that you are stuck in a loop that keeps bringing you back to this OLD page.
Let me know when you have broken free.
(Warren)




We stumbled upon a strange little village near Wilmington N.C..

We were looking for a business on "Inspiration Drive" and we just couldn't find it. We called the business and they told us where it was. We drove from our spot on Independence Road straight to Military Cutoff Road until we came to Mayfaire. We thought that we had been looking for a strip mall but instead we found a supermarket, a restaurant, a large office building, and a large hotel. We figured that we had found the wrong Mayfaire but when I was trying to turn around I found a large rotary. I went around it and followed a road that brought me behind a number of buildings until I came to a smaller round-a-bout.
Going out the other side we encountered some more businesses and then I saw a street sign that made me come to a full stop. It was Main Street. We looked around and saw a Cinema-1-2-many behind us and a very large exercise place on one side and a restaurant on the other side, but in front of us, we saw a very strange scene.

We saw a lot of construction people building a village. They weren't working on one business or building, they were working on everything within that area. We felt like we had accidentally fallen behind a wall at DisneyWorld and were seeing the wires and infrastructure of the castle.

We slowly drove up Main Street and saw a spotlessly clean brandy spandy new town.
Shopping, shopping, and more shopping. Apartments above the stores with little two-chair balconies. Every balcony had exactly two chairs.
I felt that the title character from the movie Truman was going to come strolling by to purchase a newspaper on the way to work.

"But wait! There's More!"
After we ate lunch Beth found a little plaque next to the sidewalk that listed some of the rules for the town. These plaques were scattered all over the place.
And then there was the soundtrack. Everywhere you went there was muzak playing. Gentle jazz. EVERYWHERE you walked. Each store had it's own soundtrack but out on the streets it was everywhere. Very good quality with excellent stereo separation. One side of the street was the left channel and the other side was the right. Clear, no distortion, it sounded like a jazz group couldn't afford a large hall to practice in so they used many different apartments on different streets and used open windows to synchronize. Halloween must be a real trip in this town.
Ooooh, and they have music in the park "Mayfaire Music on the Town". "Join us every Friday evening on the Mayfaire event lawn behind Linens 'n Things and World Market from 6pm until dark for the free Friday concert series. Some concessions will be available on-site, or pick up something from one of our 19 eateries to bring with you!"
The posters for these events are put in many store windows, and now the odd part, they are using the guitar neck and bird logo from the Woodstock music and art fair that was held in a cowfield in Bethlehem New York many years ago. You just can't make this stuff up!

They have a website of course. I have uploaded some pictures of course. Maybe in a few days I will be able to explain why this place creeped me out so much. If you like shopping there just couldn't be a better place to live. I would like to rent an apartment there just so I could watch people's faces when they came to visit my perfect little world.

My pictures of creepyville: Mayfaire.
Their official site: Mayfaire Town.

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chemo sabe said...
Ok, now that post was on Wednesday...where ARE you guys!!! Not stuck in Spooksville, I hope. I hope you kept a tight hold on Beffrie. That thar is Stepford wives country!! Did you check out the "work" link on that website! If that gal on the far right wasn't an android, than I'm going thru the Stargate tonite!!!
September 24, 2007 9:40 AM
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chemo sabe said...
OK. It's Tuesday. If we don't hear from you tomorrow, we'll send out a search party!!!!
September 25, 2007 8:06 AM
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Anonymous said...
WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
September 26, 2007 9:26 AM

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It turns out that Chemo Sabe was having an issue with her browser.
I tracked down her email address from a friend and suggested multiple refreshes.
It worked, but she was embarrassed, and she didn't leave any more comments for quite a while.
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Thursday, August 23, 2007

Avoiding the weather, (roadside attraction)


So we were zooming across Iowa to avoid the nutty weather.
On Badger Avenue the speed limit is 65mph.

Now I suddenly stopped at 160th Street so that I could go back for the photo op.
Beth didn't want me to do it. The weather is coming, we've got to keep going.
I tried the puppy dog look. Nothing.
I tried the extra-long face. Nothing.
I tried begging. She said that I was whining.
I mustered my deepest manly voice and pronounced that we were going back.
I took the opportunity to head back while she was still laughing.
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I had to get this shot for the guys.
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We have always wondered what to do with these things.
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Well here you go, crafts for men!
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Oil tanks for the people.
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Oooooooh Look!
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Theres a donkey in the garden!
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This could be a family activity.
One person does the welding, another collects the accessories, some others can paint, one person to handle the permits or to argue with the homeowners association....

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Friday, July 13, 2007

A nice little place in our price range.

Its the covered deck that really pulls the whole thing together

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